Tucson Strip Clubs: Palin’s Hispanic Foreign Policy: ‘I’ve Been to Taco Bell’
We know Palin styled herself a Russian expert once she discovered she could see the country from her house. I can see a strip club from my house but that doesn’t give me the grace to straddle a pole for money, though a boy can dream (a boy with significant student loans to pay off, too). Anyway, Palin also reminded the American people repeatedly that she’s a hockey mom, so we can add Canadian foreign policy to her resume. But what makes her an expert in Hispanic relations, you might ask? As she stated to the press in Arizona, Palin has been through the Taco Bell in Wasilla, Alaska, where she asked a worker how to say the phrase, “Learn to speak English,” in Spanish even though the worker was Inuit and not Hispanic. She also claims to own several Jewel country albums, though Jewel is neither Hispanic nor Inuit.